February 2009
5 posts
#43: "It's A Living!"
Of the animals and dinosaurs that replace various modern commodities on The Flintstones…
Feb 10th
#42: Working For The Weekend
Whoops! Forgot to do the survey yesterday too, so here’s a special weekend edition: Bearing in mind that not everyone has the day off…
Feb 8th
#41: Double Trouble!
Uh oh! I forgot to do the survey yesterday, so today is a DOUBLE SURVEY…
Feb 6th
#40: SWSH Seeks LTR
He’s a man of secrecy and solitude, but if you had to choose…
Feb 4th
#39: Groundhog Day
In the movie, it’s up for debate, but…
Feb 3rd
January 2009
22 posts
#38: Action, Jackson!
In their respective fields…
Jan 31st
#37: Don't Trust Anyone Over 30
The above is technically unattributed, but…
Jan 29th
#36: Count Me In
Nosferatu and Count Von Count excluded…
Jan 28th
#35: Two For Tuesdays
While you’re enjoying Two pints and rocking out to Two classic rock songs, consider…
Jan 28th
#34: Shrimp On The Barbie
Today is Australia Day…
Jan 26th
#33: Race Car!
Emordnilap tseb eht si hcihw…
Jan 23rd
#32: TGI Thursdays
It may not have the same ring to it, but…
Jan 22nd
#31: There's Always February
Monday was Martin Luther King Day, and yesterday was Barack Obama day, but today, nothing…
Jan 21st
#30: President Garfield?
America just swore in its first African American president…
Jan 20th
#29: Got MLK?
When he’s not dreaming of equality…
Jan 19th
#28: Don't Look At Snoopy
The Little Red-Headed Girl ain’t bitin’…
Jan 16th
#27: Break On Through...
Of these musicians who died at the age of 27…
Jan 15th
#26: Rest In Pizza!
The loss of a loved one can be tragic, but…
Jan 14th
#25: And You Are...?
For the last 10 years, the most popular name in America for a boy has been Jacob…
Jan 13th
#24: False Advertising
If they only sold what their name indicated…
Jan 12th
#23:
If it were capable of gloating…
Jan 9th
#22: Do It To It!
An apple a day may be very nice, but…
Jan 8th
#21: Black Jack
Daily Office Survey is 21 today…
Jan 7th
#20: This Day In History
So far today is turning out pretty well, but…
Jan 6th
#19: Dear Old Dad
When worn by your father…
Jan 5th
#18: Full Steam Ahead
Well, 2009 is already well into it’s mid-ranges…
Jan 2nd
#17: We're Number One!
Today is the first day of 2009…
Jan 2nd
December 2008
16 posts
#16: Thinking Outside The Box
It may be New Year’s Eve, but some things never change…
Dec 31st
#15: Footloose
Barefoot is a cake-walk, but if you had to choose…
Dec 30th
#14: Mein Kumpel
He gave himself the nick name “Führer”, but…
Dec 29th
#13: King of Surveys or Survey of Kings?
An Antimetabole is a two-part sentence in which the second part reflects the first, but reverses its terms. With that…
Dec 28th
#12: Hat's Off
If you are male and you want to be treated like a grown-up…
Dec 27th
#11: No Innuendo
Plain and simply…
Dec 26th
#10: A Mary Christmas
If Jesus and Santa, who have never previously met, were to go on a blind date…
Dec 25th
#9: When The Working Day Is Done
They say Blondes have the most fun, but of all the other demographics…
Dec 24th
#8: Deep in the Hundred Acre Woods
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that Tigger is the only one, but…
Dec 23rd
#7: You're Kidding, Right?
Choosing from these factual pairings…
Dec 22nd
#6: I'd Like To Buy A Vowel
We’ve all seen the fads of “Z”, “X” and “i”, but looking ahead…
Dec 19th
#5: Best of the Best
Of these John Grisham adaptations…
Dec 18th
#4: Four-Legged Friends
Of all the dogs to grace the office…
Dec 17th
#3: Fire In The Hole
In the event of a nuclear holocaust on Bond Street…
Dec 16th
#2: Ye Olde Greene Carde
If we were in the mid 1800s…
Dec 15th
#1: Where No Man Has Gone Before
If Nick Kadner were Captain Kirk…
Dec 12th